"Sipendi Ujinga" Hilarious Jokes Kenyans are sharing on Social Media

KENYA: Well by now you should have landed on a hilarious joke that end with the phrase "Mimi sipendi Ujinga" if you reside in Kenya.

Users on Whatsapp messaging platform and even on twitter are using this "Sipendi ujinga" Swahili phrase to close an hilarious joke.

The phrase means "I don't like putting up with nonsense."

Below are a few hilarious nonsense jokes Kenyans cannot stand with that we compiled for your amusement;

Ile siku nitaona mwanamke anavuta mkokoteni bila shati 🙏
Ndio nitajua, "What a man do a woman can do better " 😂😂😂#SipendiUjinga

— Machuka Wyclife ™ (@Machukah) October 12, 2016

Anyway I went to the doctor this morning and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge send me in jail for 30 years. #Sipendiujinga

— YK Dee™ (@__iSupreezy) October 12, 2016

Him: Babe are you ok??❤😊
Me: I'm Pregnant 😨
Him : What? But we used protection 😨
Me: Did I say its yours?? 😯🙁 #SipendiUjinga

— Giddy Loftus (@ItsLoftus) October 12, 2016

POLICE: where were u born?
ME: Kenya
POLICE: which parts
ME: My whole body was born in Kenya. ama mikono inakaa ya Zimbabwe #SipendiUjinga

— Giddy Loftus (@ItsLoftus) October 12, 2016

Those ladies who visit their boyfriends and put their phones on airplane mode! Madam pilot!Thunder shall expose thee one day! #SipendiUjinga

— KELVIN ™ (@or_kelvin) October 12, 2016