Types of Kenyan Ladies to avoid in a club to be safe
KENYA: A night out in Nairobi is bound to be one of the best experiences in one’s life especially for "team Mafisi" who are found to be very busy hunting for a catch to take home.
Before approaching a target, one has to observe the lady, this is a process well known to the Fisi out there referred to as 'bird watching'.
So lets get at it without wasting much of your time.
Avoid the following types of ladies in Kenya;
1. Lone ranger (Chopper)
Revellers attend clubs in packs because assumedly there is more fun in numbers.
A lady sitting alone in a club is a red light.
She brings up a myriad of tough questions: Is she stressed? Is she waiting for someone? Ni dame wa Dj?
2.The smoker (Chimney)
A lady smoking shisha is bad enough. But one smoking a cigarette? That’s a no-no.
This is bound to be one bad girl.
3. Waitress (Mwea-Mchele)
They are hot, mostly dressed up really nice and smile at you. This is the recipe for a good catch.
Remember, for her, it’s just the business. She’s at the club to make money, not go home with you.
Unless your plan getting thrown out of the club by a mean-looking bouncer, kula tu kwa macho.
4. Dame wa wenyewe (moto wa kuotea mbali)
That which isn’t your always seems better.
Men have egos. Egos need to be fed. ‘Slicing’ a fellow man’s lady is the ultimate ‘feat’ for some. This is the most common cause of bar brawls.
Respect the man, tafuta wako.
||READ: +18 Ratchetness Photos from Kenya that will Shock you
Via: SDE, The African Post,
Before approaching a target, one has to observe the lady, this is a process well known to the Fisi out there referred to as 'bird watching'.
So lets get at it without wasting much of your time.
Avoid the following types of ladies in Kenya;
1. Lone ranger (Chopper)
Revellers attend clubs in packs because assumedly there is more fun in numbers.
A lady sitting alone in a club is a red light.
She brings up a myriad of tough questions: Is she stressed? Is she waiting for someone? Ni dame wa Dj?
2.The smoker (Chimney)
A lady smoking shisha is bad enough. But one smoking a cigarette? That’s a no-no.
This is bound to be one bad girl.
3. Waitress (Mwea-Mchele)
They are hot, mostly dressed up really nice and smile at you. This is the recipe for a good catch.
Remember, for her, it’s just the business. She’s at the club to make money, not go home with you.
Unless your plan getting thrown out of the club by a mean-looking bouncer, kula tu kwa macho.
4. Dame wa wenyewe (moto wa kuotea mbali)
That which isn’t your always seems better.
Men have egos. Egos need to be fed. ‘Slicing’ a fellow man’s lady is the ultimate ‘feat’ for some. This is the most common cause of bar brawls.
Respect the man, tafuta wako.
||READ: +18 Ratchetness Photos from Kenya that will Shock you
Via: SDE, The African Post,
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